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The Countdown to
Julie's 30th Birthday:
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My sister said it would just be a matter of time before I started to name the ducks that reside on the lake behind my apartment.
I can't tell the difference most of them, but I did notice two ducks that were inseparable. Since I can distinguish them from the other ducks, they got names.
Here's Oreo and Divinity!
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I attended a bridal shower for a co-worker of mine over the weekend. I have not been to many bridal showers, so I wasn't sure what all to expect. One of the activities the hostess did was go around the room and have everyone give the bride-to-be a piece of marriage advice.
I've never been married, so I didn't have a freakin' clue what to say. Since I was the last one, all the cliche advice sayings were already used, such as "Don't go to bed angry" and "Friendship is just as important as love" and other stuff.
Since everyone was staring at me, waiting on my advice, I just blurted out "Blow jobs can be a good thing." There was a millisecond of silence, and then a burst of laughter. My poor co-worker, the bride-to-be, just turned beet red. She should have known that you cannot predict what's going to fly out of my mouth.